Medicine, like the internet, is serious business. So when the text that appears on the labels of our medicine bottles makes about as much sense as an epileptic in a rave club, we can't help but take pause. Follow us on a journey of prescriptions and misdescriptions!
Colors Do Matter
Since my doctor switched me from the elliptical blue to the round yellow, my sexual deviance has calmed down tenfold.
Chloroform
Best for whole-body ache and dates cut short.
Reverse Psychology
Children are impressionable, and upon seeing a Sudafed box, will not be able to help themselves from starting their own meth lab.
Where Does the Pill Go?
This doctor deserves two slaps per brain.
Dyslexia Meds
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Warnings Matter
No more moonshine for Parker—at least not while he's driving. Oh shit.
Understand?
Personally, I don't understand this one, but I had to pad this list out.
False Advertising
The sign of the Devil has been "family trusted" for far more than 100 years. Just ask Satan Mask Boy.
Hydrochloride?
That just sounds bad for you.
Help
I've seen way too many Wes Anderson movies.
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I guess the heroine to to distract you from the burning hydrochloric acid.
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