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WTFoto's Homemade Mondays: The 10 Best and Worst Cakes EVER

Cakes. They're delicious and we eat them at birthdays, weddings, and wakes (that aren't ours). In the splendorous world of culinary creations, there is no comestible that allows for such decorative flexibility as the cake. It can be simple, it can be complex. It can be amazing, it can be disastrous.

Let's start with the cakes that just give us the "What The?" factor. We'll add a liberal dash of F later in the list.

Millennium Frosting

I would travel up to 12 parsecs to eat this cake.

Millennium Falcon cake model. Image by dinarose

Curiosity Killed the Cat?

Nope. It was a large chef's knife.

Knitted cat resting on a colorful patchwork cushion. Image by Drivebay

Reese's Peanut Butter Aneurysm

Putting the 'farc' in myocardial infarction.

Chocolate layered cake on a cake stand with a slice removed. Image by Williams Sonoma

Eat Your Greens

And chocolate and cream. Yellow pee not included.

Chocolate cake designed to resemble a bunch of green asparagus. Image by evilox

How Many Sugars Do You Take?

36.

Chocolate mousse cups with marshmallows on a light blue background. Image by laislatuerta

Don't We All?

There's something oddly existential about this whole debacle...

Graduation cake decorated with a pink mortarboard, flowers, and the text "2008 I want sprinkles." Image by coolpicturegallery

Chocolate Sprinkle Chest Hairs?

Almost as good as Magnum PIE.

Birthday cake featuring a decorated portrait of a man with a mustache on a floral background. Image by WarNet.ws

Save an Appetite

Make this cake.

Image by sirusdv

It Takes Guts to Eat Guts

Just ribbing, of course.

Image by SFT

<sarcasm><h1>looks awesome</h1></sarcasm>

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Birthday cake decorated with flowers and text congratulating "Aunt Elsa" on her birthday. Image by meanspirited

If you have a life filled with bakery japery, then head over to the corkboard and post something that will shut my cake-hole! Also, check out our weekly competition and create your own version of our Hobo Advice image macro. Don't let the communists win.

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