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WTFoto's Weird Instructions Wednesdays: 10 WTF Pill Bottles

Mar 7, 2012 07:45 PM

Medicine, like the internet, is serious business. So when the text that appears on the labels of our medicine bottles makes about as much sense as an epileptic in a rave club, we can't help but take pause. Follow us on a journey of prescriptions and misdescriptions!

Colors Do Matter

Since my doctor switched me from the elliptical blue to the round yellow, my sexual deviance has calmed down tenfold.

Prescription medication label for a round yellow tablet, cautioning against alcohol and sun exposure while taking the medicine.

Chloroform

Best for whole-body ache and dates cut short.

Earache Oil bottle with usage directions and dosage information.

Reverse Psychology

Children are impressionable, and upon seeing a Sudafed box, will not be able to help themselves from starting their own meth lab. 

Sudafed Decongestant Tablets box with usage instructions and warning label.

Where Does the Pill Go?

This doctor deserves two slaps per brain.

Prescription medication bottle for progesterone capsules.

Dyslexia Meds

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Medication packaging for Mercilon tabs with dosage instructions.

Warnings Matter

No more moonshine for Parker—at least not while he's driving. Oh shit.

Prescription medication bottle for a dog.

Understand?

Personally, I don't understand this one, but I had to pad this list out.

Warning label emphasizing caution and instructions for a product.

False Advertising

The sign of the Devil has been "family trusted" for far more than 100 years. Just ask Satan Mask Boy.

Maximum strength allergy and cold relief tablet packaging

Hydrochloride?

That just sounds bad for you.

Heroin hydrochloride bottle and advertisement from Bayer Pharmaceuticals.

Help

I've seen way too many Wes Anderson movies.

Badges with various messages displayed in a row.

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