Without rules the world would collapse, and since I'm responsible for this world I'm going to lay some simple ones down. Grab your popcorn and enjoy the show.
Rule 1: No nudity.
Rule 2: No gore (Goro is ok).
Rule 3: No photo of Edward James Olmos.
Rule 4: No asking about rule 3.
Rule 5: Always credit image sources.
Rule 6: No swearing in Headlines.
Rule 35: No rule 34.
That's it for now, unless you guys get so creative that I have to break out the ol' tablet and chisel for some more commandment carving.